By L.S. Engler

Pat, the first one. Chris, who was colorblind. Andy, just messing around.

Sam, kind of into kink. Sam and Jeremy, camping in PA. Bob, kind of a blur.

Jennifer 1, history professor. Jennifer 2, rebound. Patrick, one-night-stand.

Rachel, totally unexpected. Sam and Jared and Liz, all at once. Casey, round one.

Brian, who died of cancer. Don, kind of a jerk. Walt, a little too nice.

Tom, an artist. Ben, a musician. Natalie, a drifter.

What’s-his-face, with the Saturn. Ryan, with the DeLorean. Greg, with the Honda.

Mark, who couldn’t commit. Anna, who couldn’t let go. Casey, round two.

Ken, the last on the list.

But that used to be Brian.