By Gabe Gott
Ethan steals the Crown Jewels and then drives off Tower Bridge. There is no splash! He just disappears—but it was a DeLorean so we all know what happened. George tries to go after him but is beaten by Beefeaters. Caroline changes her name and moves to Palestine.
Abbud cries in his sleep, cursing the West. His grandmother was killed while crossing the street. He blames the Yarmulke behind the yoke, but everyone knows she didn’t belong there.
Linda quits her job with CNN so she can advocate for peace. She and her crew were kidnapped in Crimea by men with Tommy Guns, who put bags over their heads and took them back across the border where they belong. For a second, Linda felt what it was like to be a refugee captured by the Texas Border Patrol.
At the time she was thinking, somehow, this is all Ethan’s fault—you can’t travel back in time and not fuck everything up.