Charting

By Amber Read

S 21 Aug 97.9°
Gin and tonic on the menu for tonight then. #chinup

M 22 Aug 97.7°
Really, why did I expect anything else?

T 23 Aug 97.8°
I miss Andy.

W 24 Aug 97.8°
I am a mature, intelligent, successful woman. Buying tampons should not throw me into a tailspin.

T 25 Aug 97.7°
Andy’s back tomorrow night. #justkeepswimming

F 26 Aug 97.8°
Critical meetings with buyers today. Gotta keep my head in the game.

S 27 Aug 97.8°
Andy’s back! 🙂 <3 Good timing too 😉 🙂

S 28 Aug 97.9°
I can’t wait for summer.

M 29 Aug 97.8°
31 years old. Watch me not thinking about it. Going out for drinks with the girls tonight.

T 30 Aug 97.7°
So birthday drinks = sipping my cocktail amongst a gaggle of mocktails who had to leave early.
Happy Ageing to me.

W 31 Aug 98.8°
Asymmetric earrings will add just the right amount of dissonance to my Trelise Cooper skirtsuit. #perfectcombo #matchyourmood

T 1 Sep 98.8°
Can’t be far away now.

F 2 Sep 97.4°
Ba-Boom! Picked it 🙂

S 3 Sep 97.5°
Rocked the lingerie again to great effect, just to be sure.

S 4 Sep 97.6°
Although, statistically speaking, there’s only a 20% chance on any given month.

M 5 Sep 98.1°
Maybe my ruched merino tunic will console me for the fact it’s Monday again. #lovemerino

T 6 Sep 98.0°
OMG I’ve been nominated to lead our team at the MBFWA in Sydney next year! Only it’s in May…

W 7 Sep 98.1°
A 20% chance is not that big a chance. And it’s not like it’s come off any other month. So really, Fashion Week might be fine.

T 8 Sep 98.1°
But of course I want a baby. #loselosesituation

F 9 Sep 98.0°
I hate waiting.

S 10 Sep 97.9°
Andy thinks I should stop stressing about Fashion Week.

S 11 Sep 98.0°
I really, really hate waiting.

M 12 Sep 98.1°
There is a pimple coming on at the base of my nose.

T 13 Sep 98.1°
I just want to know.

W 14 Sep 98.0°
I read online that pimples can be a sign of pregnancy…

T 15 Sep 98.0°
I am a stupid, erratic, hormonal creature.

F 16 Sep 97.9°
I need this to be over.

S 17 Sep 98.0°
My uterus is a heartless clock. #consolationprizesydney