Grumblebum’s Balls Of Fate

With his clumpy red hair, face reminiscent of an aerial photo of a war zone (all pockmarks and no distinguishing features), galumphing gait, skunk-terrifying body odor, and birth name of Horatio Clutterbuck, Grumblebum’s dreams of becoming a major sports star were unlikely to ever reach fruition. Ball sports were his imagined road to joining the gods on Mount Olympus, but each attempt to scale those dizzy heights became an absurd failure. Golf, tennis, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, and lacrosse all held destinies of disgrace. Long and loud, he bewailed his fate to all who would listen, and the epithet of … Continue reading Grumblebum’s Balls Of Fate